The absolute BEST day of the week, the day of maximum hope that maybe, you might make it out of this week alive. A particularly good humpday can last you the rest of the week, and by Doomday morning (Monday) you survive by anticipating humpday. Nothing goes wrong on humpday.

Most other days can be defined by humpday. Tuesday is the day before humpday. Thursday is one day after humpday. Except Friday is WOOOH!!! FREEDOM!!! Day, Saturday is Mostly Hungover day, and Sunday is PreDoom day.

Humpday has nothing to do with sex. Unless one wants it to.

What's your definition?